Issue #47
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WILDLIFE
Florida Man Attempts to Domesticate Wild Alligator, Names It 'Gerald'
Neighbors describe the situation as 'concerning but also kind of impressive.' Gerald was unavailable for comment.
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Issue #46
CRIME
Man Robs Convenience Store Using Only a Flamingo
The flamingo was later released without charges. The man was not so lucky.
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Issue #45
ROMANCE
Florida Man Proposes to Girlfriend Mid-Hurricane
She said yes. The hurricane said nothing. The ring was found three counties away.
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Issue #44
CUISINE
Man Deep-Fries Entire Thanksgiving Turkey in Gas Station Parking Lot
Fire department called. Turkey declared 'actually pretty good.' Parking lot declared a disaster zone.
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Issue #43
WILDLIFE
Escaped Iguana Holds Neighborhood HOA Meeting Hostage
Motion to adjourn passed unanimously. The iguana abstained.
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Issue #42
CRIME
Florida Man Caught Stealing Lawn Gnomes to Build 'Army'
Authorities estimate 200+ gnomes. Motive unclear. General unclear.
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Issue #41
WEATHER
Florida Man Surfs Hurricane Irma on Inflatable Flamingo
Survived. Flamingo did not. Considered a win.
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Issue #40
ROMANCE
Couple Celebrates 50th Anniversary at Same Waffle House Where They Met
The hash browns were just as good. The waitress remembered them.
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Issue #39
WILDLIFE
Florida Man Trains Raccoons to Retrieve Beer From Cooler
Neighbors impressed. Health department less so.
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Issue #38
CRIME
Man Attempts to Pay Rent With Jar of Pickles
Landlord declined. Pickles were reportedly excellent.
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Issue #37
CUISINE
Florida Man Opens 'Gator Sushi' Restaurant, Closes in Three Days
Health inspector cited 47 violations. Customers cited 'surprisingly decent.'
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Issue #36
WEATHER
Man Refuses to Evacuate, Hosts Hurricane Party for 40 Guests
All 40 survived. The house did not. The potato salad was excellent.
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