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True stories. Unhinged people. One very humid state.

THIS WEEK'S FEATURED PANELS

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COVER STORY
WILDLIFE

Florida Man Attempts to Domesticate Wild Alligator, Names It 'Gerald'

Neighbors describe the situation as 'concerning but also kind of impressive.'

CRIME

Man Robs Convenience Store Using Only a Flamingo

The flamingo was later released without charges.

ROMANCE

Florida Man Proposes to Girlfriend Mid-Hurricane

She said yes. The hurricane said nothing.

LATEST MISADVENTURES

CUISINE

Man Deep-Fries Entire Thanksgiving Turkey in Gas Station Parking Lot

Fire department called. Turkey declared 'actually pretty good.'

WILDLIFE

Escaped Iguana Holds Neighborhood HOA Meeting Hostage

Motion to adjourn passed unanimously.

CRIME

Florida Man Caught Stealing Lawn Gnomes to Build 'Army'

Authorities estimate 200+ gnomes. Motive unclear.

ROMANCE

Couple Celebrates 50th Anniversary at Same Waffle House Where They Met

The hash browns were just as good.

Florida swamp scene
Est. somewhere in Florida

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